DEMAREE J.B. RAVAL
Striptease acts at the Senate
Sunday, 05 31, 2009
Stripteases used to be performed in pre-martial law Manila in now-defunct theaters that went with names such as Dragon, Playboy and King. Even the venerable Manila Grand Opera House was also used as venue. The “teasing” part involved the titillating slowness of undressing, as the audience salivated to see more exposure. A good stripper had masterful control of delay tactics — she either came onstage with additional clothes and slowly removed them or she coyly put her clothes or hands in front of momentarily exposed body parts.
The whole point was on the act of taking off one’s clothes along with suggestive moves, rather than the state of being naked. In those days, the performance came to a climax, no pun intended, as soon as the undressing was finished.
Today, though, we have striptease artists who continue the act after the exposure has been done, leaving the audience to yell for more. And — surprise! — the venue is no longer in sleazy, dark-lit places in Santa Cruz or Malate, but in the well-lit halls of the Senate in Pasay, where the audience can follow the act in person or live via television.
There was the C-5 striptease, the exposé of Sen. Ping Lacson on the alleged double insertion of P200 million in the national budget. We were appalled that a senator could be so brazen as to use his vast powers to lust after that amount from our coffers. What followed was an appeal to the better judgment of the nation, with the use of media to prove Sen. Manny Villar’s innocence or the truth in Lacson’s exposé. Villar was to be exonerated subsequently by the Senate finance committee.
Just when we thought Villar’s exoneration had written finis to l’affaire C-5, here comes Sen. Jamby Madrigal doing yet another “striptease”: The alleged realignment of a vital road, allegedly instigated by Villar to benefit his abutting properties. We see Madrigal waving her evidence before the Senate Committee of the Whole (SCoW), while Villar brings his case to the people via media, and asks the Supreme Court to intervene to protect his right to equal protection. Villar is gambling on winning the sympathy of the people with his use of media, spurning altogether the rightful venue of the SCoW. A gambler like Villar is taking his chances. Just when this act will reach its climax — whether Villar, exposed as he is, wins his case or the SCoW is proven right in its assertion of jurisdiction — and how it will end, is now a daily, tantalizing fare for the public.
The Madrigal versus Villar act has its sub-plot: The Enrile versus Pimentel exchange as to who the ultimate hypocrite, the real coward, and the better orator is. Here we have two elder statesmen battling with all their might, summoning the ghosts of the past to prove the state of the things of the present. While they remain civil to each other despite insults and razor-sharp barbs they traded with each other, we dread to see what other issue could spark the animosity between the two. We are still being teased by their respective supporting cast as to who between the two posits the firmer, legal arguments. How this will end, and when, we await.
Then we have the coming and going of the senators-presidentiables, a function of the law allowing sitting senators to run for a higher office without forfeiting their seats. So now we have the sordid spectacle of at least eight of the 24-member Senate casting a moist eye on either the presidency or vice presidency. They can afford to be absent from the Senate, and be already out in the hustings this early, exposing themselves, as it were, to the public. Their absence impacts on how legislative business is being carried. And in the rare times they are together in the Senate, one is always expected to upstage the other. And they have clogged our airwaves with itik, padyak, and other inanities that detract our attention from the ills of the nation. This striptease act could go on and on until the Congress adjourns for the electoral campaign in 2010.
And then, we have the sex-video scandal. Slowly, but surely, the Senate is being dragged into this. Not one to pass up a golden chance at publicity, Sen. Bong Revilla exposed, in the guise of fighting for women’s rights, a purely private matter between two consenting adults. I can almost believe what Leina de Legazpi has been saying all along: This is but a diversionary act, to steer away our focus from the ills of the nation. Madrigal, in the glare of the kleiglights, ably steered the committee proceedings, but delved too much on the sinners, not the sin. The questions asked were much too personal, irrelevant as they were to the crafting of legislation to punish voyeurism or the marketing of salacious videos. The hearing at the Senate was a striptease act, milked to the bone by the players-senators. The gallery yelled for more, yes, but at what cost to our psyche? Should not the committee of Madrigal have heeded the plea to go into executive session to get into the salacious bits of the scandal?
A redeeming act is the righteous indignation of Senate President Enrile over the loads being stripped from our cellphones by the giant telcos. It is providential that Enrile was himself the victim of this rip-off. Now the telcos must explain why they have to rob Jose and Maria of the precious pesos otherwise intended to call or text Joss and Mary. Go ahead, SPJPE, and let these thieving telcos squirm. Jose and Maria will cheer in ecstasy.
The Senate adjourns sine die on Wednesday. But the striptease acts continue — never doubt that.
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